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TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.2/5

More politifakes by JGalt

GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 7:57 pm
..Hell yes..
RonaldReagan - February 15, 2014, 3:52 pm
He was a great man you know. Saw him live once with my first wife. Never be another one like him.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 11:42 pm
2): I'll take the wisdom of a dead comic over the bigotry of close-minded more-ons anyday.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 11:40 pm
1): Then you should address your contempt to the neocon who actually created this poster. A neocon who, under the circumstances, might disagree with you if the person was capable of independent thought.
posterman - July 18, 2013, 2:30 pm
The "extreme right" as you label needs no help from another clueless comedian as normal citizens need no gun commentary by the limo lib jim carrey. We need no quotes from dead comics, thankyou
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:07 am
But it's even more appropriate to the current administration and the lefty lackies and whackos on this site. Lefties are like the blonde leading the blonde
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 10:08 am
More Carlin: #12631, #35404, #36622, #36624, #38556, #41140
BobbEdwards - June 6, 2013, 11:26 am
I should also add some context: Carlin said this in 1992, during the administration of the first Bush. Carlin later insisted on calling Dubya Governor Bush "because that's the only office he's ever held legally".
BobbEdwards - May 19, 2013, 12:52 pm
Dupe of #27907. One of the very few Carlin quotes the Extreme Right can cite for its purpose, a matter of cherry-picking with a magnifying glass.

WHO IS JOHN GALT? - Perhaps a member of Blue Oyster Cult in the 1970's?(insert cowbell comment here____).

WHAT THE LEFT-WINGERS WON'T TELL YOU - The Republican MAJORITY House PASSED a government budget yet the Democrat MAJORITY Senate REFUSED to pass the budget resulting in the government shutdown.

LIBERALS - Don't like the Golden Rule, they hate to be treated the same way they treat others!

EMPTY CHAIR - Empty suit. Its all the same..... Alinsky Rule # 5

U.S. NAVY - Still awesome in spite of Obama.

NOT ONLY IS IT WORTH CELEBRATING, - it's also worth fighting for.

Hey, Bernie Sanders Supporters... -

Loony Liberals -

CHECKS AND BALANCES - We don't need no stinkin' checks and balances.

'The problem is I'm the president, not an emperor' -

WIND AND SOLAR ARE NOT INTERMITTENT, THEY ARE: - Unreliable Unpredictable Uncontrollable

WHO IS JOHN GALT? - Cap'n Crunch? Quisp? The Kaboom Cereal Clown?

CANADA - We need a 2 party system. Like the States Only better.

COMMUNISM - It's porn for Democrats.

OCHLOCRACY - According to Nancy Pelosi, this is what we have now with the Tea Party in power.

SOLAR PANELS IN GERMANY - Cranking out tons of energy on this overcast day.

ALINKSY RULE #5 - "Ridicule is man's most potent Weapon." The lesson for Conservatives is never to use it in anger like rabid barking moonbat Liberals do!

" MASS EXODUS OF US OIL REFINERIES " - "The Price of Gas will skyrocket" in Obama's second term if reelected.

HERMAN CAIN - Man of the people.

JUST LIKE - breathing air, drinking water and eating food are good health policies.


MEANWHILE IN PAKISTAN, IT'S ALL THE NEW RAGE: - blindfolding yourself and beating your shirtless chest as a means for expressing you disdain for the "evils" of America.

RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.

10/12/2000 - Remember the USS Cole.

PALIN FETISH - 'Cuz secretly these guy all want to be her. It's tough being a "man" in the liberal world.

PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.

CAIN LEADS THE CLOWN IN POLLS - Well, that's three specific GOP candidates. Looks like OWS is not deflecting The Clown's record.

NUCLEAR - It's green.

CAIN: LIBERALS ARE RUINING OUR ECONOMY - and the more this message gets out, the better.

ERIC CANTOR - Nemesis of The Clown. Hero of The People.

Obama is a bad president -

WIND ENERGY - An alien conspiracy defended by moonbats whose grip on reality is marginal at best.

"HEY... - how am I supposed to play Angry Birds 24-7 without reliable power?"

HE IS - The God Politifake (unless of course I catch him again, then I would be the God of Politifake).

RELIABILITY OF ELECTRIC CARS - You make the comment. Chevy Volt bashing comments = 3 times the points.

Rule The World -

ALL HAIL TO THE NEW KING - and prepare ye oh politifakers for the impending onslaught from the rival kingdom of JGALT.

CLIMATE PROGRESS - Another moonbat group spun off from Don Quixote and the Democrats, hawking another "energy efficient" product.

SURFER CAIN - Ridin' the wave!

Can't get your way? -

It's all about control -

Reid was for the law before he was against the law -


WHY JUST RESTORE IT? - I say go 16-0 and win the Superbowl with "in-your-face" conservatism in 2012. Go for the gold, baby!!!


MICHELLE LED THE APPLAUSE - during the debate- imagine that- democrats don't believe in rules!

TAGS: rules
Rating: 4.64/5

More politifakes by JGalt

arnnatz - October 18, 2012, 12:14 am
I think she was applauding crowley for showing that she was on team obama
GrouchoMarxist - October 18, 2012, 12:06 am
She was applauding 4 dead Americans
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 10:41 pm
She was just really proud for the first time in her life to be married to a man that blamed youtube for a terrorist attack and was able to have a woman help him spin it that he didn't. What's not to applaud?

WORST VP EVER - History will show.

CONSERVATIVES TAKE OVER A WEB SITE - In 2012, it'll be the White House!


FLAG DAY - It's an, "I love America" thing, Obama you wouldn't understand.

FACTUAL TRUTH - It was the Navy Seals who took out Bin Laden in spite of Obama's unprecedented incompetence.

COUNTER ACTING THE CLOWN'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE TAX, - WI Governor Walker (R),"It's a Christmas tree, not a 'holiday' tree."

MSNBC FAN CLUB MEETING - Looks like they had 100% attendance.

TERDS OF STEEL - Still the most awesome military weapon to date.

DEMOCRATIC PARTY - Perfecting the 'double standard' of ethics since 1790.

HEY LOOK! - Windmills DO have carbon emissions, AND they kill birds too. Liberal eco-terrorists must be so proud.

SMACK DOWN FROM THE TEA PARTY - Sugar and lemon with that, Mr. President?

501 (C) (3) ORGANIZATION - With Media Matters claiming they are going after Fox News- doesn't that partisanship effort make them in violation of their 501 (c) (3) status, just like moveon.org and others?

ALL MOAMMAR NEEDS TO DO... - Is respect elections and work with the opposition, just like Barack Obama doesn't!


TO: POSTAL SERVICE - Subj: Forwarding address. Effective Jan. 2013, mail for Mr. H. Cain will be forwarded to this residence.

LIBERALS IN DENIAL - Media bias? When they all spin the same way, fair and balanced seems to be distorted. In Star Trek Spock once said that in an insane society it is the sane man that appears to be insane. We agree!

SO DEMOCRATS . . . - . . . how's the underside of the bus looking?

WESLEY SNIPES - Wesley Snipes, currently on trial for tax evasion, wants to know how he can become a congressman like Charlie Rangel!

REWARD CHILDREN - for their good efforts


IN YOUR FACE "PROGRESSIVES" - So, where's MSNBC's iPad newspaper? Oh yeah, its on Global Warming St.


POLITIFAKERS 300 AD - PolitiFakers were invented in 300 AD and were originally called "monks". But now they use computers.

if you don't own guns -

TAGS: v***** rule
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by BUCKO

F101Voodoo - February 5, 2017, 7:58 pm
Democrats cry...why do Americans need guns? Americans answer, Because... YOU DEMOCRATS
F101Voodoo - February 5, 2017, 7:54 pm
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JohnGalt - February 5, 2017, 6:15 pm
The only flaw with this, is the politicians that want to take them away from the rest of Americans are all armed and/or have armed bodyguards...

The True Face of Liberal Democrats -

The True Face of Liberal Democrats -

liberals do not mock! -

Going "Full Putin" -

With the Swipe of a Pen, King Obama Claims ‘Dominion’ Over ALL U.S. Bodies of Water -

TAGS: clean water rule king obama epa tyranny big government eco thuggery
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Cyberhagen - May 30, 2015, 12:42 pm
(Because it's a body of water)
Cyberhagen - May 30, 2015, 12:41 pm
So everytime I take a dump in my toilet bowl it's like a big FU. :-)

Alarmists, Alinskyites & Rules For Radicals -

Different rules -

Instruction Manual -

Article II Section 2 -

Religious freedom restoration act -

TAGS: acceptable target propaganda doublethink rule12
Rating: 3.5/5

More politifakes by calron

calron - April 5, 2015, 12:10 pm
Well, unless the government was involved in that firing them this law would not apply.
mittromney - April 5, 2015, 12:09 pm
/Answer - Since you became a member of the church? / sorry. you have to admit, you opened yourself up for that one
OTC - April 5, 2015, 9:08 am
Since when did homose.xuality become a religion?
Oldsod - April 5, 2015, 6:30 am
I've known two women, working for different companies, who have lost their jobs for nothing more than refusing to remove a small gold cross from their lapel. Add in the Hobby Lobby case...nothing to do with homo***uality.
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:30 pm
Attacking me will not make, "become so outrageous?" go away. The facts disagree with you.
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:29 pm
Nope, it didn't allow for that before amendment. And as my poster points out the prothera of such laws in the USA your interpretation very far fetched and that is not my fault.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:20 pm
Only because lawmakers quickly amended the law and added protections for g**s and les*****, bowing to public pressure. I take your poster as a critique of that decision. If that wasn't your intention, you should've made that more clear in your poster
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:16 pm
Smarty pants gibberish. "Outragious" isn't a word. It's not the computer's fault. I don't blame my hammer for when I smash my thumb. I curse like a sailor and blame God. Then I wise up.
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:15 pm
Wow, you majorly missed what I said. The law you are complaining about does not allow for the behavior that you say it does. In fact neither does.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:13 pm
The Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993. Who was President then?
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:13 pm
Your Proof by a**ertion doesn't make, "become so outrageous?" go away.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:12 pm
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:11 pm
You mean the law crafted after the Clinton law that I was talking about? Because it still does not allow for what you are complaining about.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:09 pm
Not discussing the Clinton law. You should have made that more clear in your poster, it would appear you are using this other law to make a sly critique over the "outrage" against the Indiana Law. I doubt it is a coincidence.
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
Nope, provable facts.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:05 pm
calron - April 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
And still the law doesn't allow that. So what is your point here.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 11:01 pm
Businesses don't have a right to refuse employment to someone because they claim it's an imposition on their religious value to employ a lesbian. My sister is a lesbian. Watch what you say.
calron - April 4, 2015, 10:58 pm
Well as thus law doesn't, what would your point be?
calron - April 4, 2015, 10:58 pm
Nope, on the main the where it included the text of the politifake, presumably so it can be searched, it lists the word corrected. It's fact, not bogymen. It is likely because of the way I corrected the error.
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 10:56 pm
A law that gives businesses a right to refuse employment to a lesbian for religious reasons is patently dishonest. Discrimination was never a Christian value. It's a value of close minded jerks hijacking religion for hateful purposes
RonaldReagan - April 4, 2015, 10:52 pm
You're blaming your bad spelling on the bogeyman again
calron - April 4, 2015, 10:27 pm
I notice the spelling error did not make it into the description at the bottom.

hypocrisy -